What: Rent-a-djembe-drum player, call Jonqui on 9821196905, price on request.

Why: Trade in the annoying vuvuzella buzz for a new kind of woo-worthy sound. Assamese percussionist Jonqui, frequent player at Wink, Tote and Blue Frog will put in some serious bass time at your party, armed with drums from across the world - tablas, djembe, goblet.

When: It’s time for Africa!